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Were you glad I was gone lol? Sorry, but I have been in the emergency room a lot lately, had surgery and then blood clots(for real), at first i thought I had a yeast infection becuase I eat so much bread, but the monistat did not work, so off to the er….NOW back to the jokes folks lol…1.Festivity Level One Your guests are sitting around chatting, nibbling the party food, sipping their drinks. They are admiring your Christmas tree ornaments and stand around the piano singing carols. Festivity Level Two Your guests are talking loudly, occasionally to one another. They are wolfing down the food, gulping their drinks, rearranging your Christmas ornaments and sitting on the piano singing “I Gotta Be Me.” Festivity Level Three Your guests are holding conversations with inanimate objects, gulping other peoples’ drinks, wolfing down Christmas ornaments and dancing around the piano shouting the words to “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction”. Festivity Level Four Your guests, food smeared across their naked bodies, are capering around the burning Christmas tree in some unholy ritual. The piano is missing. Unless you rent your home, or own heavy firearms, you generally don’t want your parties operating above Level Three. The true test of party success, however, is whether or not the police arrive. If they do arrive, your job as host is to see that they don’t arrest anyone. If they are intent on arresting someone, your job is to see that it isn’t you. Following is an example of how to successfully handle this situation.Police: “We’ve come in response to the complaints.”You: “Complaints? It isn’t about the drugs, is it?”Police: “No, sir, not drugs.”You: “The guns, then? They’re complaining about the guns?”Police: “No, sir. It’s about the noise.”You: “Oh, that’s all right then. ‘Cause there sure aren’t any guns or drugs here, heh heh.”[An explosion sounds somewhere behind you]You: “Or fireworks either! The neighbors complained, did they?”Police: “No, sir. The neighbors all fled inland hours ago. The recent complaints have come from Kansas.”[At this point a Volkswagen Bug, painted in various arcane symbols, roars out of the living room, down the hall past you and the policemen, out into the front yard and into the nearest tree. Eight naked bodies tumble out, moaning.]You: “There, you see? It’s winding down already.”2…..This married couple is on holiday in the middle east. They’re touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop. From inside they hear a gentleman with a foreign accent say “I welcome you, foreigners! Come in, come in to my humble shop. Salam a leekem!” (hello in English)So the married couple walks in. The foreign man says to them “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel.” The wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn’t need them, being the sex god that he is.So the husband says to the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The man replies “Just try them on.” The husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally concedes to try them on. As he does, he gets this wild look in his eyes, something his wife has not seen in many years; raw sexual power.In a blink of the eye, the husband rushes the man man, throws him on a table and starts tearing at the guys pants. All the time the man is screaming “Stop, stop! You’ve got them on the wrong dam feet!”3……A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $ 100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno.The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to reward the volunteers. “What do you guys plan to do with the money?” the president asks the group.The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the dam brakes on that truck.”Bet your sorry I am back lol….wolf christmas ornamentsresponse

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